The Humanity!

This was the scene today at stately Wayne Manor.

Here is a close-up of the body (Skydiver Dave)

Authorities are certain it was the work of Stormtrooper Joe Dixon and a blue train known only as "Thomas"

Here you can see a dramatic reenactment, where trooper and engine pushed Skydiver Dave though the skylight at Wayne Manor.

 

Police believe the last thing that Skydiver Dave saw looked something like this.